Craaazy night!!

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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 11:55 AM, Kenny xxxxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> Evan, dude, brah, that was oof the hizoook!  Pleease don't tell my
> girlfriend, or my mom.  Be by get the car later.  Just leave the key on the
> back right tire.  i call u later.
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Kenny, yeah, foshizzle. Sorry, brah, but I told your mom on the phone while I was with your girl
in your car this morning.
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 12:07 PM, Kenny xxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.com> wrote:
> very funny bro.  i''m outside your house looking at my car.  no girlfriens
> and no mom and NO KEY  WTF bro?  I gotta get to work soon.
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i lost your key. i think i left it in your girl.
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not cool bro not cool after what the 3 of us went thru.  its all good nobody was home so i got
the keys off youre dresser also stols some of your weed so fuck you BITCH!  I get off at 10 so
lets party!!!!!
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two of us can hold our heads high. you got off easy!
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 2:34 PM, Kenny xxxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> Evan, YO!  I was so hungover by boss let me off early.  its owwwwn!!! My
> trailer is gonna be bumpin tonight!! Jinnie has to work tonight so can you
> bring your sister again? Remember dude I got yer weeeeeeeeeedd!!!
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why should i bring my sister in exchange for my own weed? what's in it for me?
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 2:51 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> huh?
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
no dude Jinnies mom is here now DONT BRING UR SISTER or she will go psycho last time and I cant have the cops here again
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 3:27 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
its cool brah shes gone she just cam by to borrow some underwear.  when you comin I got the UFC on tape?
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thinking about staying home and watching steel magnolias
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 4:03 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
never heard of them
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what?!!? dude, you MUST see this flick. you rent it and i'll come over with my sister and we'll
get hiiiiiiiigh on that weed and watch it.
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 4:39 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
THis one dude?  u suire you want to watch that with ur sister?
http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/91515D1_Stiff_Magnolias_dvd.htm
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dumbass.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098384/
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 4:50 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
WTF you no that is a chik flik right?  srysly r u guys coming over or not?
i kinda got started wihout u.  bring more wwwed borah
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yeah, so? i hear it's awesome! just get it or im just staying home.
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On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 4:50 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
Dude srysly fuk that movie!!!  I need doritoes baaaaaadd.
i cant drive and hav nothing to watch sise the cabel got sht off.
r u coming over or not bitch?!?!
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cops r here talk to you later
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yeah, i’m ready to go home. if he’s still on the hook later i’ll pick this up then.

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On Thurs, Dec 1, 2011 at 11:38 AM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
answer my texts bro
no im not payig for the weed  its like when you took that haff empty keg from me and tryed to open it with a crow bar and i had to pay for it
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On Thurs, Dec 1, 2011 at 3:00 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
yo! why you not answering ur texts or ur phone or ur emials?  u with Jinnie? she not answerin eather?
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Jinnie and I have decided to run away together. Please don't try to find us.
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On Thurs, Dec 1, 2011 at 3:51 PM, Kenny xxxxxx <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
yah right like after what she did to you!  ur mom sais ur cel is shut off.  coem by the trailer and get hieeeeee!!!!

THE PLOT THICKENS

On Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 4:10 PM, Jenifer Lynn xxxxx <jinniegrl@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> Kenny said that you said we are together again.  I tried callin but your
> phone is not working. You didin't tell him did you???
> <3 
> Jinnie
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just fucking with him for stealing my weed. miss you. send me some pics.
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On Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 4:20 PM, Jenifer Lynn xxxxx <jinniegrl@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> Yah, cuz that worked out so well last time.
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On Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 4:26 PM, Jenifer Lynn xxxxx <jinniegrl@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> this is as much as you are gettingthis time loverboy

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Kenny and Jinnie -

Hi. My name is Eric. You emailed me by mistake instead of Evan. This happens to me a lot, so I like to fuck with people by pretending to be whoever they wanted to reach.
Most people figure it out quickly. Kenny kept going for over 24 hours and never did. Then Jinnie contacted me, which was an unexpected and fun bonus.
I have learned a great deal of information about both of you and Evan, including some very embarrassing personal information. It's been a lot of fun.

In summary:

- I think you all need to cut down on the weed and the partying. That stuff is fun in moderation but when you do too much of it you can really destroy yourselves and your future. Trust me. I almost did.
- I think you all need to pay more attention to what you share online and with whom. That stuff can come back and bite you in the ass.
- I think you all need to be more honest with each other.

Kenny, make sure you have clean underwear on hand at all times.
Jinnie, thanks for the photo. I will treasure it always.
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PWNED!

On Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 2:06 PM, Kenny Mcsweeney <thenkenninator@xxxxx.xxx> wrote:
> XXXX -
> Hi.  My name is XXXXXX.  You have been emailing me and my imaginary
> friends Jinnie and Kenny.  They are really going to miss you.
> Mischievously yours,
> XXX
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