FWD: Police Chief Position

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November 4, 2011,

 

Dear Mr. XXXXX,

 

Thank you for submitting your application for the Police Chief’s position at the City of Hanahan.

Unfortunately you have not been selected for a personal interview.

We would like to thank you for considering the City of Hanahan as an employer and wish you

Every success in your career.

 

Sincerely,

 

 

XXXX XXXX

City Administrator

 

Damn. I bet I’d be a great Chief of Police. I could arrest people for emailing the wrong candidate for Police Chief.

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No New Taxes

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On Thu, Oct 6, 2011 at 2:01 PM, E-file Registration & Support <XX@dor.wa.gov> wrote:

> Dear Mr. XXXX:
>
> We have completed your request.  Your email address has been removed from the account in question.  Unless the person who added your email address to our system does this a second time, you will no longer receive these messages from the Department of Revenue.
>
> I hope you have a good day.  Sincerely,
>
>
> XX XX
> Excise Tax Examiner
(360) XXX-XXX
>
>
> —–Original Message—–
> From: XXXX [mailto:XXXX@gmail.com]
> Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2011 1:54 PM
> To: E-file Registration & Support
> Subject: Re: Welcome to Online Services at the Department of Revenue
>
> You have the wrong email address because I am not a resident of
> Washington and I did not sign up for your service. Some idiot provided
> my email address instead of their own.
>
> So please remove this email address from your records.
>
> XXXX
>
>
>
> On Thu, Oct 6, 2011 at 1:48 PM, E-file Registration & Support <XX@dor.wa.gov> wrote:
>> Dear Mr. XXXX:
>>
>> Please provide your correct email address.  Once it is received, we will
>> update our records.
>>
>> If you’d like, you can update your email address in our system by
>> logging on to “My Account,” at dor.wa.gov.  Once there, click on the My
>> logon profile” tab on the left.  Choose the “Update profile” option from
>> the drop-down menu.  You will be able to update your email address on
>> the next screen.
>>
>> To update your email address in our listserv service database, for
>> receiving due date reminders, click on the “Email and notices” tab on
>> the left side of My Account.  Choose the “Email notifications
>> (listserv)” option from the drop-down menu.  You will be able to update
>> your email address on the new screen.
>>
>> If you need further assistance, please call us at 1-877-XXX-XXXX.
>>
>> Thank you,
>> E-File Registration & Support
>>
>>
>> —–Original Message—–
>> From: XXXX XXXX [mailto:XXXX@gmail.com]
>> Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:53 PM
>> To: E-file Registration & Support
>> Subject: Re: Welcome to Online Services at the Department of Revenue
>>
>> wrong email address.
>>
>> XXXX XXXX
>>
>>
>>
>> On Thu, Oct 6, 2011 at 12:47 PM,  <XX@dor.wa.gov> wrote:
>>> Thank you for registering for the Washington State Department of
>> Revenue’s
>>> My Account.
>>>
>>> Simply logon from our web site, http://dor.wa.gov, to access:
>>>
>>> E-file – to file and pay your taxes electronically.
>>>
>>> Secure Messaging – to correspond via secure e-mail with Department
>> staff.
>>>
>>> BillPay – to pay back taxes online.
>>>
>>> UseTax – to pay tax owed on purchases made without paying sales tax.

 

This is actually a great example of a knowlegable and effective customer support representative… cheers to Mr. XX.

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from Bull Dog to Dad House

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from: XXXXX@cox.net
sender-time: Sent at 2:59 PM (GMT-04:00). Current time there: 5:37 PM.
to: XXXXXX@gmail.com,
XXXXXX@vereizon.net
date: Tue, Nov 1, 2011 at 2:59 PM
subject OCT 2011 Rally
Monaco America member makes a friend!

do you want me to take my shirt off, too?

This one is noteworthy only because the other intended recipient of this email also seems to be incorrect…

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The Email that Inspired This Site

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I’ve received many emails mistakenly addressed to me. Various people have missed job offers, party invitations, PTA meetings, and, in at least one case I remember, booty calls.

A few months ago I received a shirtless mirror cellphone pic from yet another person with the same first initial and last name who was obviously trying to email himself so he doesn’t forget what he looks like between trips to the bathroom.

I politely but firmly emailed him back “thanks, but i’m not buying whatever you’re selling.” because I try to be courteous the first time.

This morning I received another email from this idiot with another shirtless mirror cellphone pic.

look at me! now look at you! look back at me!

hi! i don't remember what i look like unless i have a photo of me!

Once is a mistake. Twice is an invitation to troll.

I also sent a link to this post back to this man to thank him for the inspiration. If I receive a reply I’ll post it here.

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